How will the 2022/23 Premier League table finish?
That’s the question on everybody’s lips right now as we start to get excited about the new season with everything from supercomputers to bookmakers being used to try and predict how things will end up in May.
It’s something that we recommend trying out yourself because you either end up looking like you can legitimately predict the future or you get to laugh at how silly your forecast was when exactly nothing went as you expected it to.
2022/23 Premier League predictions
However, while the nature of the Premier League almost always means that it’s a bit of a lottery, that doesn’t mean that there aren’t – how shall we say? – superior methods of forecasting the final table.
And we’re happy to say that we think that ‘Statman Dave’ probably has a better shout at getting things right compared to, say, the bloke in the corner of your local crying into his pint, AKA yours truly.
Those well-versed in football social media will be well aware of the presenter, YouTuber and general statistician with his name, as you probably guessed, indicating just how clued up he is on data and tactics in the sport.
As such, the ‘That Peter Crouch Podcast’ favourite makes for one of the most fascinating voices to listen to when it comes to the annual parade of 2022/23 Premier League predictions.
Statman Dave predicts Premier League
Bearing that in mind, when he uploaded his two cents on the matter to YouTube over the weekend, we simply had to sit up and take notice. As well as wanting to share it with you lovely lot, too.
So, be sure to check out Statman Dave’s full video and prediction down below to see his unabridged reasoning, while you can also keep scrolling to see a summary of his final table with a key line for each team.
20. Bournemouth
“Scott Parker’s slow, possession-based style will be difficult to adapt to the Premier League. When the Cherries don’t have the ball, they’re simply not a threat. They failed to score a single goal on the counterattack last season.”
19. Fulham
“I rate Marco Silva as a coach and I think they’ll be a good watch this season with their forward options, but I think the defence will let them down.”
18. Everton
“It’s hard to believe that the Toffees finished the 2020/21 season three points off European football with Carlo Ancelotti in charge, but consistently bad decisions has left them in serious trouble. Their squad doesn’t have an identity and is filled with players whose best days are behind them.”
17. Southampton
“A tricky start to the season could leave morale low and whilst their recruitment has been a lot better this summer, signing talented youngsters with big potential, this might not be enough to fire Southampton up the table.”
16. Leeds United
“There’s a genuine concern where the goals will come from this season.”
15. Nottingham Forest
“Simply put, under Steve Cooper, Forest were the standout team in the Championship. But they’ve also shown they can mix it with the big boys. Their FA Cup run featured wins over Arsenal and Leicester City, before losing 1-0 to Liverpool. Teams that deploy a back three also tend to do well when making the step up to the Premier League.”
14. Brentford
“Whilst I don’t think they’ll have that good a season, I think they will easily avoid a relegation scrap.”
13. Crystal Palace
“The problem, I think, for the Eagles that they face is consistency. Young players are notoriously inconsistent and that could cost them points. Patrick Vieira is also in his second season and could face a dip in form.”
12. Wolverhampton Wanderers
“If they keep allowing the chances, then a drop in form from [Jose] Sa could send them down the table. Whilst the addition of Nathan Collins is good, he won’t alone fix their problems. A switch to the back four could, though…”
11. Aston Villa
“The problem is, I don’t think [Steven] Gerrard knows his best team and even when he has a line-up, a lot of his players are incredibly inconsistent and [Philippe] Coutinho is a perfect example of this.”
8. Leicester City
“Whilst they had big injury problems last season, notably in defence, their squad is exactly the same, which maybe needs a bit of a revolution or an evolution.”
7. West Ham United
“Unfortunately for the Hammers, I think for them to crack into the top six, they need one of those teams to have a wobble. If they do, the Hammers are now in a position to capitalise.”
6. Chelsea
“I think Chelsea are a volatile mix that’s waiting to go off. Their hit and miss transfer business and last season’s contract issues means their squad is massively imbalanced.”
5. Manchester United
“Whilst their starting XI is good, there’s still big question marks. They’re probably three or four players away from a starting XI that can consistently challenge for the title or make it into the top four. There’s also the Cristiano Ronaldo conundrum.”
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4. Arsenal
“[Mikel] Arteta’s young Gunners might still be a way from challenging for the title, but they’re closer than Manchester United and Chelsea.”
3. Tottenham Hotspur
“Spurs have a genuine shot. If [Harry] Kane can stay fit and Son [Heung-min] can maintain his form from 2022, then they will challenge, but like West Ham, I think the only way they can win the league is if Liverpool and City both have a massive wobble.”
2. Liverpool
“I generally think that Jurgen Klopp will struggle to find his best XI or even his best for the situation.”
1. Manchester City
“City will be frightening. The loss in depth in [Oleksandr] Zinchenko, [Gabriel] Jesus and [Raheem] Sterling and the leadership of Fernandinho could be undervalued, but I just think Pep will see through it. His style of play and management is built for winning trophies, evolving and tweaking his system and team for what he has available.”
Source:Givemesport